Keep Calm & Look at the Helicopter Crash
Apparently my husband was on the train at Vauxhall station during the helicopter crash this morning.
The driver comes on the announcement: “We will be held here at Vauxhall. As those of you on the left hand side of the carriage may have noticed, a helicopter has just crashed next to the platform.”
Related: I am not calm enough to be a train driver. “Everybody panic & freak out! Do you not see the massive fireball next to the train?! We are all going to die!”